Cupcake the cat was flattered that so many humans took the time to craft a caption for her picture and vote on the clever entries. She wanted us to disqualify the people who referred to her, uh, size, and asked us to point out that the camera--and her fur--adds 5 pounds.
But in the end, Cupcake didn't have a say in the contest. You did. And so here are the top vote-getters, in order. We agree, they are very funny--and probably true!
2. "I told you your corners wouldn't match if your seam allowance was off." ~MLM
3. "Why are you asking me? I'm in the dark which colors to use." ~Jeanne Hornung Heinemann
4. "I'm helping, I'm helping....see I'm an iron." ~Kathleen Clark Marsocci
Congratulations to the winners and thanks to all who entered and voted. It was a lot of fun!