The title of this piece is "When I Grow Up I Want to be a Goat (#2)".
Goats fascinate me because they are so playful and have such a wicked sense of humour.
Goats will spend days setting up elaborate tricks, especially if it involves teasing a cat.
They will eat nearly anything, even homework that the dog won't touch.
Goats can produce wool and cheese, two of the most valuable items in my personal ecosystem.